A
boiled water drinker is a person wearing an invisible veil blocking any exiting or thrilling experience in life. These persons use
hypochondria as a tool in their fight against arousal (for instance, "allergies" forcing them to avoid
coffee and tea, thus drinking only boiled water during breaks).
Often, the boiled water drinker would have a nanny software installed on his own computer.
-"
Hey dude, wanna grab a beer after work ?"
-"Sorry, I can't. I am a
boiled water drinker, but
thank you."