Hera and Aphrodite guzzle this stuff and then go have orgies with their brothers.
This stuff has started wars and ended civilizations (just ask the Sumerians).
In summation: Cheap and Good. Fruiter than Richard Simmons, but a lot more fun. The best wine on this planet.....
Thor and Freya were chillin' one night. Freya tried to take the last sip of Boones Farm. Thor zapped her ass with a thunderbolt. Why????? 'Cause Boones Farm is worth killing for.
By Aloysia
Boone's Farming
Drinking very cheap - usually with little or no shame. Person doesn't necessarily have to drink Boone's Farm to be accused of the act of "Boone's Farming"
1. Did you see Reggie 'Boone's Farming' at the bar? He must be broke or depressed.
A delicious wine,that is both extremely affordable and available at pretty much any establishment that sells liquor.
Dave: I wanna get my drink on but i spent all my money on this quarter.
John:Well i heard they have Boone's Farm 2 for $5 down at the ghetto mart
Dave:And so our journey begins....
By Ailee
Boones Farm
The best wine ever. I don't care what you wine snob fucks wanna say about it, all I know is that Boonestatse awesome and all that Nappa Valley shit is bitter as fuck.
Come down to my house man, I got enough wine to stay drunk all weekend.
I happened to see a couple definitions of boones farm on urban dictionary and all of them seemed to have been written by either a racist, a homophobe, or a college kid. I couldn't decide who was worse.
By Meggy
Boones Farm
A tasy wine mainly used to pregame with by young gay college boys. This wine is sweet, fruity, and can totally fuck u up. The reason behind its strong effect on people is its taste and the fastness of how ppl drink it.
Luke thought that Boones Farm was liguid smarties and now after three bottles hes in the dorm bathroom making a not so happy sound.
Boone's Farm wine is known to make girls go wild and to pick the first guy they see to go ride bare back with.
"last night Katie drink a bottle of Boone's Farm and went from up tight girl to trailer park chick in less then 15 min and then she hooked up with a nasty old german guy named Rich that smells funny ands going bald, and now she has a Boone's Farm baby and lives in a trailer."
By Kit
Boone's Farm Slush Puppy
A poopyexplosion brought on by drinking too much Boone's Farm in which the desecration happens on the feet.
