A place where troops of
boy scouts go for a week in the middle of the summer. Each troop sends a group varying in size, some can barely fill a tent while some outnumber the entire staff. The place reeks of sweat and tortured souls, and the latrines smell even worse. Kids leave after having a week of traumatic memories and are never themselves again. Make sure to check out:
-The
Trading post, unless it's been robbed
-The campwide relay
-the staff not giving a shit
-the staff giving too many shits
-The one troop that causes chaos all week and the troop that's late to everything
-11yr olds fighting with 17yr olds
-mosquitos
-staff skits
-falling into the
latrine
Kid 1: what happened to Todd? he hasn't been the same recently, seems
shaken.
Kid 2: I heard he has
PTSD from Boy scout camp.
Kid 3: Apparently he lost 80% of his blood to
mosquitoes