Gang Leader: "So squirt, what brings you to these mean parts of town?"
Kid: "Oh I'm just walking around selling these
candy bars as a fundraiser for my troop."
Gang Leader: "Wow, are we being straight-up
econ here!"
*Gang leader points and laughs at the kid as other gang members surround him and laugh at him as well*
Kid: "Um, hey, just what the heck is so funny anyway? Would you like to buy some of my candy?"
Gang Leader: "Looks like you went to the wrong place and picked the wrong guys to sell to,
Boy Scout!"
Mark H. Pimpin' new slang defs on UD since February 2004.