Define Brantford Meaning

brantford is a shitty place in Ontario Canada that's around an hour away from Toronto. downtown is a place where the homeless people roam the streets smoking cigs and you cant walk down there without being afraid of getting jumped. there's a Tim hortons on almost every street and probably over 100 pot dealers in that city. everyone basically knows eachother and the Stanley street McDonald's is the basic hangout spot for teenagers. pretty much every girl in brantford lost their virginity in 8th or 9th grade and all the boys are hockey players who use girls for nudes and run around shouting ferda all day. you can barely trust anyone in brantford because word gets around so easily that everyone knows when two people break up. and the high schools are so bad, you'd be better off living in jail sometimes. but hey, we've got Wayne Gretzky center

The coolest town in all of Canada. A place where you can learn to play guitar, go to the library, and buy crystal meth all on one street. The people are rude, the down town is a hole, and the high schools are breeding grounds for sluts. There's only one bookstore and the mall is shit. There are more Tim Hortons than gas stations. The kids are selfish brats, and you can get mugged walking your dog. More people smoke pot here than in Amsterdam. There are five high schools-no one counts tolgate-which are Assumption, BCI, North Park, PJ, and St. John's.

The town has limited night spots, and these spots are trashy dumps. But still, Brantford is the coolest place in Canada. You have to live here to get it.

Basically imagine all of the characters from King of the Hill and Trailer Park Boys lived in a town of 100,000 in Southern Ontario. Property values are low for a reason.

Often known as a ghost town with a high crime rate and lots of racism. Luckily, University students and Natives from Six Nations with some real culture have been moving to the city, making the city far less bland and revitalizing the downtown area.

Neighbourhoods: West Brant, Holmedale, East Ward, Brier Park/Fairview, Ava Heights, Eagle Place, Echo Place, Brentwood Park, Terrace Hill.

Brantford is A town in Ontario Canada where all the girls are sluts and all the guys are hockey playing fuckbois who walk around shouting ferda all day. Almost all the teens do drugs and half of them drop out of school before grade 11. Still has the highest teen pregnancy rate in all of Ontario and also the highest car theft rate. Most girls are bitches who just act like sluty to sleep with guys you can also get heroine on any street corner and the down town is nasty and homeless people pull knifes on you but hey we have Wayne Gretzky so fuck all of you

City in Southern Ontario, known for it's high ratio of Crime to Population. This is largely due to a lack of employment, restless youth, crack addiction, and a lazy police force.

It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)

Small city in Ontario, Canada, in which all citizens do drugs, most teen girls are pregnant, and if you do not park your car in a maximum security garage with laser automated shotguns and target intelligent missiles and 3 professional veteran snipers camping out your house 24 hours a day, your vehicle will get stolen.

A shitty town that likes to support it's drug dealers, taunt authority figures, and has such a shitty downtown they filmed Silent Hill there. It's also common to get robbed.

A city full of fuck bois and girls that turn their backs on you every second and everyone does pot behind gretezky

Shittiest high school in Canada

One of the most complete and comprehensive documentaries of your every day lax bro

In the words of Branford :

"I like to Lax, and I like to party, I gotta lot of spoons, my favorite i call Fluffy. Scored two goals in practice one day in High school, best goals I've ever scored. I like to chill with my buddies and lax in the backyard. While Deciding my college process i was like D1, D3? and after a while I was like Hey, I gotta go D1, although It's at the club level. Lastly, I get lot's of chicks, but not because I lax, i happen to be very Affluent."

My Style :

-Lax Pinnie (when i'm not hookin' up with chicks)
-Nice Shorts
-Croakies
-Turf Dogs
-Mid Calf Socks
- And a sweet pair of shades.