1.
"It ain't
no bro; it ain't no
sista; it's'a brosis, brosis!"
2.
Man: "Dude, man, brosis, that ass is 'hella dank'.
I'd hit it like an abusive husband."
Response from woman or subject of unknown gender: "Fuck you, pig! But I appreciate the fact that you did not call me bro, my bro."