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Brown Cow
The action of slapping a woman in the face with your penis after performing unprotected anal sex with her. The object is to cover her face with feces and/or blood.

When Carly refused to cook ribs, Alex gave her a brown cow.
By Papagena
Brown Cow
sticking the penis in the anus of the female and taking it out with feces on the penis and then the female "milks" the cow

hey i totally brown cowed this one bitch last night. my dick was full of shit
By Carolina
Brown Cow
a form of a charlie horse. to pull off a brown cow, you have to slide down on the strings of a guitar, and when you reach the end of the fret board, lift your hand off and punch someone close by with a lot of power.

during music class, josh turned around and brown cow'd greg right in the arm
By Analiese
Brown Cow
A chocolately surprise (;

Cyto: Oh god Dem, give me the Brown Cow~ 😻
Dem: Here you go, Madame.
By Kati
Brown Cow
Where chocolate milk comes from.

Look at all those brown cows! I guess the farmer must sell chocolate milk.
By Shaina
Brown Cow
The mixing of Pepsi and milk, to create a fizzy, milky treat. Both words are usually elongated and pronounced in a promiscuous nature.

"Dude, what the hell is that you're drinking?"
"It's called a Brown Cow."
By Joellyn
Brown Cow
a ridiculously fat brown woman

Rana is a brown cow
By Julia
Brown Cow
The semen from a man that comes out of a women's vagina after sex, when she has been off her period for a few days.

"I gave the farmers daughter a brown cow"
By Evelina
Brown Cow
When you perform anal oral and you notice you have a chocolate milk tongue afterwards.

OMG, like last night, I was putting my toungue into my girl friend butt and like afterwards, my toungue was brown, ewwww I had a brown cow.
By Bibby
Brown Cow
the act of shitting on a person's chest and/ or face and "moo" like a cow

Paula: "What's a 'Brown Cow'?"

Dean: *pfft* "MOO!"
By Myrna