"the air is elongated"
"the idea was elongated"
"his dick was elongated"
By Bianca
ElonGate
Elongate is a crypto project that began as a parody of Elon Musk's tweet referencing the Watergate Scandal.
It has since ballooned into an active community in the tens of thousands who intend to use the power and leverage of meme culture in order to raise awareness of and combat world hunger
To mispronounce names, invent words, or otherwise needlessly meddle with processes or terms in the manner of an overrated computer information technology instructor.
ElonGate is a coverup of the death of Elon Musk that occurred on March 5 by lithium battery explosion “ the explosion took place at 8:25 AM EST Friday and he was pronounced dead at 9:17 AM EST”
Guy 1: You see that everyone thinks Elon Musk is alive?
Guy 2: But I thought he was alive...
Guy 1: No he’s dead it’s called ElonGate
When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)
Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!
Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!