Define Elon Meaning

elon is full of rich rich kids who think their mommys and daddys can get them out of any mess. and they can. everyone is preppy preppy...lacoste, polo, jcrew, vineyard vines- the only way to go. sevens jeans, citizen of humanity, paper denim- the perfect jeans for the girls. any thing from Mynt is appropriate. they also spend the appropriate amount of time at A+tans. every girls tote bag is monogrammed and an herve or vera bradley. the girls sport their greek letters 7 days a week. 110% pin is common on bags, jackets, and shirts. students spend their evenings getting drunk-- pregaming in danieley suites or dorm rooms or the occassional fraternity house then heading to the bar. (west end mug nights on wed. and 50cent draft on mondays) weekends are full of parties in sheridan, off campus houses, fraternity houses, etc. many students party 6 nights a week. the other side of the party student is pulling all nighters in club belk, staying there until the sunrises to get all the work done that they procrastinated. and if you go to elon you know that there are NO straight paths. the campus is beautiful, best ever, but you can't get anywhere in a straight line. if you're lucky enough to visit elon on a pretty sunny warm day, you'll see tons of girls laying out in bathing suites by lake mary nell, or students throwing a frisbee out on the main lawn (the boobs) or people having a slip n slide in danieley. elon students definitely know how to party. if you're smart and choose to go to elon, you should definitely join a sorority or fraternity, but only one of the top ones. and believe me, you'll know which ones those are.

a tip: get to know the police officers. if you're nice to them, they'll be nice to you.

1)A College in North Carolina that absurdly refers to itself as a "University." A country club for elites from Maryland, a place where much drinking is done. 2) A small town in central North Carolina. 3) A Hebrew word meaning "shrub."

A University in North Carolina that is home to hot girls, crazy parties and mostly good people. You will drink all the time here. And you will also pass all your classes as they are as easy as taking kindergarden at 30.

Most of the chicks already have boyfriends or are not interested in your punk ass.
There are an extremely high number of gays at Elon. Just when you thought you knew, your bottom hurts the next morning.
The Fraternities and Sororities are the shit, but then again, what isn't at Elon?
Beware: It is (or will) become full of preppy, rich northerners who pay FULL tuition and then argue they can't put gas in there Mercedes.
Everyone has a Mac, gels there hair and has no idea about Burlington, the town full of poor folk next door.
Smith Jackson is a legend with his sexual invasion emails
Elon football is surprisingly good, even if they are half brain dead when it comes to academics.
There are way to many fountains that cost ungodly sums of money just to advance the country club look and feel of Elon.
A car is ESSENTIAL here.
Avoid ALE at all costs: they will fuck you.

A fast-growing University in the Triangle region of North Carolina ranked among the top colleges in the Southeast and with a growing reputation nationwide. Impressive programs in engaged learning, study abroad, internships, and undergraduate research as well as nationally recognized Communications, Business, and Fine Arts programs. Colors are Maroon and Gold, and mascot is the Phoenix.

When you miss your internet friends.

A highly-ranked university with one of the most beautiful campuses in the country. An education from Elon is well respected, but the work is not too difficult. You'll have plenty of time to relax and party here while maintaining good grades. On sunny days, you'll see plenty of girls laying in the sun and guys playing frisbee. There are a lot more girls than guys, so a good looking guy will definitely get attention here. There's a lot to do on the weekends at the frats, apartments, and bars. Most people party, but if you don't want to, it's still a good time. Everyone seems to be good looking and in shape. There is some variation in dress style, it's not overly preppy, but everyone always seems to be put together, whatever that means for them. You can tell that people have money, but it's generally not flaunted. Most students are laid back, happy, smart, and looking to have fun.

Black girls named Elon are aggressive and lowkey fire. They may have a nice ass and are athletic in all sports. People with this name tend to initiate events, to be leaders rather than followers, with powerful personalities. They tend to be focused on specific goals, experience a wealth of creative new ideas, and have the ability to implement these ideas with efficiency and determination. They tend to be courageous. As unique, creative individuals, they tend to resent authority, and are sometimes stubborn, bitchy, proud, stingy, and impatient.

The sus guy in your friend group seen holding hands with other boys and flirting. He always wants to give others a head.

Refers to hitting a joint or a blunt and not actually inhaling the smoke

"Elon" - inspired by the famous entrepreneur, chief designer, developer, innovator, disruptor, and the richest man on earth (for the long haul) Elon Reeve Musk, can be used in a number of ways.

Noun - Can be used instead of the otherwise popular name "Einstein"
Verb - To perfect or innovate or get shit done