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Define Brown Crayon Meaning

Brown Crayon
When, no matter how many times you wipe, you keep getting that single streak of brown.

Jesus! Is there, like, a brown crayon in there?
By Karalee
Brown Crayon
when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.

Jesus Christ, my ass is raw from over wiping it must be a brown crayon
By Sonny
Brown Crayon
When two men (or more) have anal sex and one removes his penis from the other's buttocks and has feces on his penis.

How can I rid myself of this horrid brown crayon before my mom comes home and discovers im a giant fag?
By Tessi
Brown Crayon
after to men have dirty anal sex and the ones dick is covered in shit

'erin and g went in the hezze fo da night and one o them came out with a brown crayon'
By Murielle
Brown Crayon
A term used to describe someone who isn't very smart (as in "not the brightest crayon in the box")

person a: I can't believe Jenn thinks Toronto is the capital of Canada!
person b: I know! She is such a brown crayon
By Vivianne
Brown Crayon
When one wipes his/her butt after defecating, takes a peak at the toilet paper right after, and the streak or smudge resembles that of a brown crayon on white paper.

I hate Brown crayon, It's always takes more wipes to clean with brown crayon streaks.
By Rosanne
Brown Crayon
When you flush your poop and it leaves a streak on the toilet bowl

Dude, someone left a brown crayon on the toilet
By Lolly
Brown Crayon
You have sex with a girl in the ass. Immediately after you poke her in the eye with your dick. She contracts pink eye from her own butt

Can't believe she got a brown crayon.
By Garnet
Drawing With The Brown Crayon
Immediate need to use the restroom.

Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!
By Tess
Big Brown Crayon
A big, hard turd!

Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!
By Annalee