aka.
Buckie, Tonic Wine.
A
fortified wine invented by
the monks of Buckfast Abbey in Devonshire, England. The main area of consumption however is concentrated in central and western Scotland.
Also known as 'Tonic Wine'. The word 'tonic', however, "does not imply health giving or medicinal properties. In fact, the high caffiene & mineral content generally gives the consumer an unparalleled ability to start fights (see example).
To the melody of - 'Never Fall in Love Again'
What do ye get when ye drink the wine?
A ten pound fine an'a year's probation,
A kick in the
baws at the
polis station.
AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!
AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!