Carbonated beverages mistakenly refered to as Soda, Soda-Pop, Pop, or some other misnomer West, and South, of the Berkshires.
Examples include Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, RC Cola, and Sprite among many others.
BuckfastTonic Wine. Extremely intoxicating for only 15% ABV. Loved and adored all over scotland by the neds and the hip-hoppers alike. Often the butt of jokes to other tossers.
When your friend is too sauced and they ask you to buy them another drink, order a tonic water with lime. Tastes foul like alcohol, but doesn’t make them further lose motor control. Order two to really get them - they’ll think that they’re the coolest one in the bar and you’ll get a good laugh.