while at the Hospital:
Doctor: so we are going to do alot of tests that will make you uncomfortable, starting with an MRI.
Me: what so bad about that?
Doctor: You cant move and it will take up to a couple hours.
Me: Fuck.
doctor: the operation was successful you got a new kidney, now you pay us 60,000 dollars
person: what how am i suppose to pay for that i already spent all my cash on the uber to the hospital
doctor: idk not my problem, sell your kidney i guess