Define Kidney Meaning

Kidney
Slang word from London used to describe something good or great. Similar effect to 'sick' or 'boss'

Mate, that was such a kidney night

This is track is so kidney
By Eustacia
Kidney

yo man, that nigga got a hell lotta kidneys.
By Gisele
Kidney
a type of space cadet, usually Canadian that always daydreams and spazzes profusely; more formally known as sydney, but not the city in australia.

"she so pulled a kidney yesterday."
By Daphne
Kidneys
a younger version of Adult knees

the little bastard kept falling on his kidneys.
By Manya
Blown Kidney
as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.
By Aleta
Dingo's Kidneys
A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.

Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!
By Ysabel
Kidney-wiper
The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'
By Caro
Kidney Scraper
n.
an extremely large penis (ecpecially in length), that could potentially scrape the kidneys.

Wow! I mean, I've seen some big cocks, but that thing really is a kidney scraper!
By Evanne
Kidney Rape
When person (A)gets stabbed in the lower back by person (B), creating a new oriface for person (B) to insert his male sex organ. Person (B) will then slide his male sex organ in and out of the wound, rubbing against person (A)'s kidney tissue. This is often not, if ever, a mutual sex act. Therefor it is called "kidney rape"

I better get this wound in my lower back stitched closed before I become a victim of kidney rape.
By Honoria
Piss Kidney
derogatory term that is factual, and is therefore not a derogatory term. As a result, it makes the user seem useless.

Bob: Don't be such a wanker.
Ben (in response): Don't be such a piss kidney.
Bob: What? What kind of insult is that. You idiot.

(The phrase originates from the television show Peep Show, series four).
By Karry