Define Kidneys Meaning

a younger version of Adult knees

Slang word from London used to describe something good or great. Similar effect to 'sick' or 'boss'

tha brain, intelligence

a type of space cadet, usually Canadian that always daydreams and spazzes profusely; more formally known as sydney, but not the city in australia.

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

n.
an extremely large penis (ecpecially in length), that could potentially scrape the kidneys.

When person (A)gets stabbed in the lower back by person (B), creating a new oriface for person (B) to insert his male sex organ. Person (B) will then slide his male sex organ in and out of the wound, rubbing against person (A)'s kidney tissue. This is often not, if ever, a mutual sex act. Therefor it is called "kidney rape"

derogatory term that is factual, and is therefore not a derogatory term. As a result, it makes the user seem useless.