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Financial
props that you get from sellin that funky skunky smelly geen shit. word.

you got ma twenny nigga?
By Shari
Financiality
Used as a substitute for "finance related things or reasons" by me. It almost comes naturally. Especially the plural form.

"Because of/due to financial reasons"
Should be " Because of/due to financialities"

Ex:

A: Hey Dwayne, what happened with that new car you were talking about?
B: Nah bro, can't for now. Financialities you know...
A: Financiality ? Is that even a word?
B: It is now.
By Lucila
Financial Dominatrix
A Female who has a fetish for receiving money from submissives who shares the Financial Domination fetish.

MissTriss is a wonderful Financial Dominatrix who teaches the art of Financial Domination .
By Kacey
Financial Security
the act of filing for bankruptcy every 10 years because your wife's spending habits and your insane lifestyle wont allow you to pay your bills or save for the future.

"Hey I heard you are filing for bankruptcy"? "Yeah our deathwatch} hasn't paid out yet and G has a new new G Ride and we needed some financial security to keep funding our insane lifestayle" "WOW! You're a loser"! "Yeah I know"
By Gisela
Financial Terrorist
phi-nan-shull teh-wō-wist
noun

1. Any person or entity that knowingly and willingly distorts the financial markets and/or the economy at large for their own personal benefit or political benefit at the expense of a large body politic.

Examples include:

The Primary Dealers
The Federal Reserve
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Jon Corzine
Bernie Madoff
Lloyd Blankfein
Kenneth Lay
Timothy Geithner
Bank of America
Brian Moynihan
Many US Senators
Many members of US House of Representatives
George Bush
Barack Obama
Bank of England
European Central Bank
Mario Monti
Lucas Papademos

and many, many more financial terrorists....
By Noell
Financial Geologist
aka gold digger, it refers to a woman (or man) who "digs for riches" by entering into romantic relationships with ballers, doctors, and lawyers. Such an individual is more interested in your bank account, bling, status, or cocaine than you.

Girls cum to Harvard to learn how to become financial geologists.
By Sheryl
Financial Asshole
Noun: A person (usually male) who usually works in the financial sector. This includes banks and insurance companies, but can also include other professions, such as law. He is known for cancelling dates, standing you up and being classically inattentive.

A common abbreviation is "FA"

"I want to go to a bar, but not on Bay Street, there will be too many financial assholes there."
By Bernita
Financially Raped
When you have to pay way too much for something that you know is way cheaper at other places or just shouldn't cost that much at all.

Jeremy: Hey bro. How much did you pay for that beer?
Jefferson: 8 bucks.
Jeremy: You just got financially raped.
By Magda
Financially Attractive
To be Attracted to someone because of there Finance

Girl he is so ugly, I know but he's so Financially Attractive.
By Jammie
Financial Panther
n. Term coined by Homer Simpson; refers to a large jungle cat that can be trained to maul a person's creditors and bill-collectors if that person is short on money.

Leslie Nagle: Mr Simpson, you don't know how to handle your money; what you need is a financial planner.

Homer Simpson: Financial Panther, eh? (cut to Homer fantasizing about a panther pouncing on a bank teller who is telling Homer his account is overdrawn)
By Ermentrude