The dignified and serene delivery of a stool, without splashback.
To dispense with the contents of ones rectum;
crimp one off; release a payload from the bomb bay;
fire off a missile; smoke a
bum cigar.
"it was like a
burial at sea, a ghost poo even, there was no sound or splash or even anything on the paper and it
vanished round the
u-bend as though it was never even there."
