Define Calamari Meaning

squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.

An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus.

A squid without a helmet; squid bits.

When one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole.

Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.

The left over dick flap when a man or boy gets circumcised.

The improper plural form of the word calamari. This is used primary by the French-Lebanese man unfamiliar with the English language.

The fat that squishes out of the bottom of a really tight, short dress creating an Ursula (sea witch from The Little Mermaid) effect on the bottom half.

Used as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men.

Italian slang for "thats crazy!'

Signature dish of the Busaba Eathai chain in UK.