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Octopus
A drummer with a gigantic, gigantic ego. This species is egocentric beyond all non-suspended belief. Nearly bad enough to be institutionalized, but not quite.

Luckily, there are few of these. The Octopus thinks he is the shiznit Macdaddy and this attitude leads to an amazingly underachieving, underperforming, failure of a career as well as the failure of a human being. Sad, but on the positive side it is an object lesson.
By Hermione
Octopus
A cat that only has one life left.

This daffynition of octopus appeared in the B.C. Comic Strip, Octopu... er I mean, October Oct... er, I mean October 8, 2006.
By Marybelle
Octopus
1. An afro after it has gotten wet

2. An awesome creature under the sea.

"omg! your afro is like an octopus!"

On a boring nature program, I saw an octopus. Then the program wasn't boring any more!
By Analiese
Octopus
The sexual act of putting five fingers (a full fist) in a woman's vagina, and three fingers from the other hand in the butt.

She got so drunk, she gave the other girl an octopus.
By Cybill
Octopus
\`oc 'to`pus\ n. An eight-tentacled sea creature, belonging to the mollusk family. Uses suction cups on the underside of its tentacles to crawl around and grip prey. Has a soft shell. When frightened, squirts black ink and darts away quickly. When angered, skin flushes with pigments which turn it a reddish color. Color of octopus sometimes depends on surroundings.

I was scubadiving off the coast of Florida, and ran into an octopus, who became startled and clouded the water with its ink.
By Caralie
Octopus
A mysterious type of blow job used by one of the biggest whore's in Japan. It has been known to rip dicks.

Az had to see the doctor to get help for his dick, wounded by the octopus.
By Annnora
Octopus
A group of at least 4 people beating one person. often used to describe a backup group.

Did you hear what what he did to that girl? yeah, tonight the octopus is gonna roll on that bastard
By Dixie
Octopus
As many fingers from one hand that can fit in the vagina (4-5 hopefully) and the same goes for the other hand anally (2-4), then wiggle all the fingers vigorously.

Yo, I still got all your mom's stank on my fingers after I gave her the old octopus last night.
By Blisse
Octopus
the plural of octopus is octopi. A seascreature with 8 legs that is the ultimate of sea creatures minus mermaids and starfish

Corey is wrong octopus plural is octopi
By Brit
Octopus
An eight women orgy.

Had an octopus last night. Couldn't keep it up.
By Ula