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The Octopus
a bong with 4 rods and 4 drop pipes many quite large in size. made for relaxing and chilling with three mates

tom: yo dog you wan come smoke with the octopus

henry: yeah man ill bring to more people
By Faustina
The Octopus
a woman who's fanny resembals an octopus and engulfs all around her,its tentacels or overly large fanny lips can be said to even undo jars and drag ships and seaman into her salty gusset.

Hey alan i hear you went down on the octopus and survived her salty gusset,yeah but her tentacels stole my hair and i came up smelling of seaman.
By Meghan
The Octopus
A method of masturbation, where the male somewhat violently lifts his hands from beneath his penis, upwards towards his head in a flailing motion. The idea is to simulate an octopus flailing its tentacles, while stimulating the penis.

James was doing the octopus when his mom walked in to the room.
By Ebba
The Octopus
When you are giving a blowjob and you suddenly feel five fingers and a palm grasp the top of your head and push down with the force of an adult octopus.

OMG my neck hurts sooo bad today!
Why?
He hit me with the octopus last night -_-
By Lynde
Octopus
A drummer with a gigantic, gigantic ego. This species is egocentric beyond all non-suspended belief. Nearly bad enough to be institutionalized, but not quite.

Luckily, there are few of these. The Octopus thinks he is the shiznit Macdaddy and this attitude leads to an amazingly underachieving, underperforming, failure of a career as well as the failure of a human being. Sad, but on the positive side it is an object lesson.
By Emili
Octopus
It's an ocean fish with eight arms.

Look Dave! It's an octopus
By Nessie
Octopus
A creep who touches as many girls he can get his hands on and seems to grow hands with the consumption of alcohol or when submerged in a hot tub.

That octopus groped Dotty when she was climbing a ladder.

That freako octopus fondled my jugs when he was pouring a beer in the hot tub.
By Alisun
The Octopus
An aberrant form of handjob in which the female lightly strokes the top of man's penis with all five fingers in a motion resembling a swimming squid or octopus; reflects a lack of sexual experience and common sense

"Dude, did you hook up with that theater chick at the party?"
"Yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus I boned out"
By Carrissa
The Octopus
When a girl is getting Double Vaginal Double Anal while also sucking two cocks and jacking off an additional 2. In total 8 dicks 1 woman.

The Octopus, when one chick gets 8 dicks!
By Kaylil
Octopus
Someone who is a coward or pussy to an extreme degree (i.e. a pussy to the exponential power of 8)

"Eek! A ladybug just landed on me!!"
"Dude, seriously? You're such an octopus."
By Louise