1. Singer and guitarist for the band Forever the Sickest Kids.
2. The world's most enticing ginger to ever walk this earth.
3. The man.
4. Known to give a simply sweet embrace.
5. The absolute epitome of everything beautiful and worth living for.
Guitarist, vocals, and lyricist for Forever the Sickest Kids. He's a fat ginger who is often found with Kyle Burns, his supposed gay lover. Rumored to be the father of Jac Vanek's non-existant child.