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Callmecarson
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guy who doesn't know: "callmecarson"
guy who knows: 😬
By Steffane
Callmecarson
when uh oh poopy comes up behind you and you start crying

callmecarson be dummy thic
By Yettie
Callmecarson
a groomer, pedo and weird fat horny dude who's an absolute chad and is cancelled for his crimes.

p1: do u know callmecarson
p2: no they calledhimcarson
By Grethel
CallMeCarson
The only man that can pull off the homeless look and still look like thiccums.

Hey do you know when CallMeCarson is streaming I want to watch CallMeCarson do you know when he streams
By Judye
Callmecarson
Uh oh stinky poop

ha ha funny callmecarson stinky poopy ha ha
By Sarajane
CallMeCarson
Sexiest man alive. I mean, come ON, bro, imagine giving him a smooch (don’t actually, that’s weird, on jah). IMAGINE clapping his cheeks (again, don’t actually, you absolute fucking ape. Like, you can imagine slapping your ape hands on his FACE, but, on jah, anywhere else finna get YOUR face clapped, on jah).

Carson, PLEASE. Knock those knees around baby mmm yeah oh yeah mmm yes please Carson, please Mr. King, please, please, for the love of God, Carson, please, konk those shins on the bridge of my nose and break it.

Subscribe to CallMeCarson on Twitch with Twitch Prime or his 13 year old fans will literally eat your toes off, like, on jah.
By Natalina
CallMeCarson
He is overall funny guy who loves MineCraft, Discord, and Cursed Images/Videos. He is handsome, well mannered, and knows how to treat a girl with his long pickaxe.

P.s. He makes YouTube videos

P.s.s. I am the first one to make a CallMeCarson definition.

Guy 1: Man I'm board.

Guy 2: Why are you board.

Guy1: My mom took my Cursed Images away.

Guy 2: I know what you need, CallMeCarson.

Guy 1:Who are you.

CallMeCarson: I am your GOD now and therefore, I give you the Dankest, Bestest, Ultimate, Cursed Memes everyone loves.

Garfield: I want Lasagna.
By Marlo
Callmecarson
A god of gods he has thw power to make god with Immense power such as the Merciless Sun god and big lion

Subscribe to callmecarson on YouTube
By Toma
CallMeCarson
Bandkids' Idle

hey bro do you use reddit? do you watch callmecarson? oof you don't? downdooted!
By Angelica
CallMeCarson
The only man to Reject the thicc queen Mia Malkova

Guy 1: Man, I love Mia Malkova, what man would reject that
Guy 2: oh, CallMeCarson
Guy 1: Who?
Guy 2: The Only man to Reject her
Guy 1: Hes probably Gay
Guy 2: Nah man, he straight as the word, he just prefers them thicc anime thighs
By Shalna