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Define Captain Hook Meaning

Captain Hook
someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!
By Laurette
Captain Hook
The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.

Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!
By Rosabel
Captain Hook
To have a crooked penis.

Little Joe had to fuck Mallisa to the side because of his captain hook.
By Bev
Captain Hook
having a curved penis

i have a captain hook like beyonce, to the left, to the left
By Claire
Captain Hook
someone with a crooked penis. a penis that looks like captain hook's hook. it can bend to either the east, or the west. occasionally caused by running into poles or other hard objects with a hard-on.

"hey mike i thought you were cool until i found out you were a captain hook"
By Carole
Captain Hook
term for one who has to jack off with 1 finger because their dick is so small(Jason Sansouci)

Whats up Captain Hook.
By Haily
Captain Hook
a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.
By Gerrilee
Captain Hook
Tyler Nelson

Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!
By Blythe
Captain Hook
the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.
By Angelika
Captain Hook
When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.

"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"
By Fiona