When I worked in a pizzeria, we had a customer whose last name meant "Mr. Booger/ Snot" in German!
"Please meet Mr. Wentworth & his sister Mrs. Wentworth. . ."
"WTF? Do the Wentworths marry their cousins??!"
"Nope. His
brother-in-law's bachelor name is Herrlein
Rotz, which means 'Senorito Snot' in German!"
"Wow! What a Romeo Capulet name!"