Define Last Name Meaning

Last Name
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Everyone always spells my last name wrong.
By Gates
Obama's Last Name
Possibly the biggest mystery humanity will never find the answer to.

Guy: Hey bro, what's Obama's last name?
Guy 2: It's...... oh shit.
By Loutitia
Obama's Last Name

Person 1: Hey what's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's "Care"
By Carrissa
Obama’s Last Name
One of the most mysterious questions that still remains unsolved

Guy: hey do you know what’s Obama’s last name is?
Other Guy: nobody knows
By Cal
Obama's Last Name

The three unsolved mysteries are

Area 51
Bermuda Triangle
And Obama's last name
By Alane
Obama's Last Name
It Obama. His full name is Obama Obama

Person 1: What's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's Obama
Person 1: So his name is Obama Obama?
Person 2: Yes
By Lucy
Obama's Last Name
Obama's last name is a mystery to all

person 1 "do you know Obama's last name?"
person 2 "ummmmmm"
By Michaeline
Obamas Last Name

person 1: whats obamas last name?
person 2: care
person 1: like obamacare?
person 2: yes
By Lizette
Obamas Last Name
It is II. I googled it. Just go on do the same. His last name is II

Person 1: What is Obamas last name?
Person 2: Jeffrey Eppstein didnt kill himself
By Gena
The Last Name Challenge
Going to a porn site and typing your last name in the search bar, results may vary.

Zack: I did the last name challenge yesterday, thank god I found nothing!
By Dorice