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Carrot
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
By Orly
Carrot
A orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin K (good for your eyes, I think)
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but they have many other uses.
By Cindra
Carrot
The best cure for a deep rectal itch.

-My ass itches.
--Got some carrots in the fridge.
By Cathie
Carrot
A type of vegetable that is orange, long and gets narrow and ends with a tip and if you eat them you can see in the dark.

sam:"this vegetable is orange"
greg: "yes it is sam"
sam: "what is it?"
greg: "it is a carrot"
By Tish
Carrot
An orange veggie that all our parents made us eat as children telling us that it will help us see in the dark.

Child: "Mum, i'm done with dinner"
Mom: "Did you eat your carrots?"
Child: "No i dont like them."
Mom: "The will help you see in the dark."
Child: *jaw drops and shovels carrots into his/her mouth.*
By Abigale
Carrot
a carrot

person 1: Akko is getting lazy, no?

Akko: carrot
By Rosy
Carrot
an orange vegetable that grows in the ground, tastes good when ripe

My favorite food is the carrot.
By Louisa
Carrot
singular for carrots.

By Dierdre
Carrot
Some vegetable from Afghanistan. Could be Bin Ladin's secret plan to kill us all.

Don't eat your carrots. They may be WMDs.
By Madeline
Carrot
The carrot king is the first of all carrot he will rule the world someday and kill all the bears and pig

Flexs is a carrot king

A carrot is a vegetable that you should not eat
By Gael