Guy 1:
Would you rather date Megan Fox, or have endless supply of food?
Guy 2: Megan Fox ..
LOL jk, food ftw. ;)
Guy: I'm hungry.
Girl:
Eat some food!
Guy: Good idea make me a sandwich bitch.
Girl: I'm gonna go eat some yummy food.
Stomach: YAY!
Tastebuds: YUM!