Define Problems Meaning

Problems
Where EMS stands for Extra Marital Sex instead of Emergency Medical Services!

While doing a crossword puzzle with some friends...A friend says name me an eight letter word that ends in EMS. Without hesitation the local fire chief yells PROBLEMS! I didn't have them without EMS!
By Kassey
Problems

I not only have problems, I am problems.
By Cacilia
Problems
To have problems is to have a bad case of intestinal gas.

"Phew! Somebody in here has got problems!"
By Karyn
No Problem
Casual "you're welcome." As in "there's no need for thanks, it wasn't a hassle."

"Hey, thanks for giving me a ride!"
"Sure! No problem!"
By Anett
The Problem
Something I’m apparently a part of now?

Me: “I respectfully disagree with you but I want to still be on good terms despite our differing opinions”
Stupid person: “Ugh you are a part of the problem”
By Nelle
Problemous
circumstances resulting in a plethora of issues; often one problem that creates more and more problems

Were it not for their initial business plan to fall back on, the company would have suffered a dilemma far more problemous than any setback known to have effected procedures in the history of all companies.
By Gayel
No Problem
A way of telling your boss, ''Fuck You'' without him knowing..

Boss ''Can you work Saturday''
Employee ''Sure,no problem''
By Orly
The Problem
A very serious issue when your butthole itches, and you can't scratch it (because you're in public, on a date, at a party, etc)

You: Matthew, what is wrong? Why are you standing in that corner?
Matthew: Man, I got 'The Problem' real bad!
By Merrili
Problems
A very discrete way of telling someone you have diarrhea.

Mom: Johnny! You need to get your butt out of the bathroom and get to school."
Johnny: "Sorry Mom! My butt's glued to the toilet. I have problems."
By Alyson
Problem

damm shorty a fuckin problem
By Damara