Cea (pronounced key, not see) is a beverage consisting of both
coffee and tea. It differs from
toffee in that it is brewed with coffee in the bottom half of the cup, and tea in the top half, rather than
the other way around.
Waiter: Can I get you something to drink sir?
Customer:
Yes please, I'll have a
cea
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't serve keys here, can i get you something else?
Customer: Not key you fool, cea, coffee with tea!
Waiter: Oh, you mean
toffee!
Customer: No, I'd like cea if thats alright
