Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of
vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of
cellulite and a decreased possibility of
dialog between the two parties
Tom: "Dude, check out that
sweet biscuit over there at the bar"
Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her
fatty friend is causing a
cellulite eclipse".
