Mike: "Sally, that statement just chargins me to the depth of my soul."
By Bernadette
Chargin
A word comically used by Ralph Waldo Emerson to describe how one feels when a person says something so utterly wrong or ignorant that you don't know how to respond.
"Their every truth is not quite true. Their two is not the real two, their four not the real four: so that every word they say chargins us and we know not where to set them right." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Whenever asked or made fun of for your dry spell, rebut with "Hey man, I'm chargin'"
Etymology: McGill, Montreal, Canada. As a defense to a charge by two roommates about of a lack of virility/action.
Guy 1: "Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months, bro."
Guy 2: "Whatever man,I'm chargin'"
Guy 1: "snap."
By Ebba
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
Part of the "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" meme originating from 4chan's /b/ imageboard. The original picture is an image of Imperfect Cell level 2 from the anime Dragon Ball Z, with his face blacked out, giant open mouth and red lips, and cockeyed... erm, eyes done poorly in MSPAINT with the caption "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP". This version of the character is known as Nigra Cell. Other images under this meme involve the blacking out of the face and addition of Nigra Cell's mouth and eyes, with a much greater potential variety of captions. Picture modified in this way are often referred to as having been "shooped." This is a play on the phrase "shopped," which refers to using the program Photoshop to edit a picture.
