Define Chat Speak Meaning

From LOL (Laugh Out Loud) to BRB (Be Right Back),Internet chatrooms have a language all of their own.
Here are some of the more popular ones:
~LODLSM
Logged On Dressed Like Sailor Moon

~XIF
Christ,I'm Fat.

~DYHTNTMBG?
Did You Hear The News There Might Be Giants?

~18/F/NYC
Pockmarked 46 year old in bathrobe

~IHTWBSAP
I Have Trouble With Basic Spelling And Punctuation

~JEOMK
Just Ejactulated On My Keyboard

~NTBUSWAB
Not To Bring Up Star Wars Again,But...

~TOMTB
Taking Off My Training Bra

~CILYIMBF?
Can I Lock You In My Basement Forever?

~HOGMP
Hang On,Getting More Pringles

~WSTS
Weeping Silently To Self.

"Chat Speak" is a form of speaking used by illiterate assholes. It was the fashion that most of the people who create definitions for this website use to type.

The language of talking like a total retard online AND in real life.

Chat speak is a commonly used way of talking in chat rooms or on AIM. It includes Rofl (rolling on the floor laughing), Lol (laugh out loud), Lmao (laughing my ass off), and many others. Some people get this form of internet language confused with another. This one is called 1337 (leet). Chat speak can also be used as one sentence, such as Asl (age, sex, location.) Many people may use little or no punctuation and may not capitalize their words. They tend to spell words incorrectly and not bother changing them.

Chat speak is largely used on the internet, in text messages, in notes passed in class, and sometimes in spoken speech. In its most basic essence, chat speak is a thorough mutilation of the English language, created by teenagers who refuse to learn said language.

Beware of chat speak users. If a person is too lazy to learn the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma." and "lets eat grandma" they are probably too lazy to understand that it is wrong to actually eat one's grandmother.