before a male has any physical
penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not,
have at it, til its done
swoll.
yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your
upper lip? didn't you check the oil before
lickin the wound?
after
checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.