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Define Dipstick Meaning

Dipstick

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person

Shut up you sleazy dipstick.
By Magdalene
Dipstick
Penis. See also to dip ones stick.

I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !
By Marget
Dipstick
a penis that is multi-colored

Clayton's penis was pink on one side and brown on the other! Plus that dipstick had a hairy ass!
By Kerry
Dipstick
1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.

1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.
By Liva
Dipstick
Someone who got dropped on the head as a baby.

"Hey that Jonny is such a dipstick."
By Cornela
Dipstick
(ADJ.)derogatory slang of a man's small penis. Could also be used an a noun

(ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."
could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.
By Lyda
Dipstick
A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker.

After chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.
By Vilma
Dipstick
when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.

My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.
By Rivi
Dipstick
to dip your joint or cigarette in formaldehyde; creates PCP effect

After smoking that dipstick, I saw pink elephants.
By Jenny
Dipstick
when someone ejacqulates inside there girlfriends pussy and thinks "fuck i wasnt waring a cony".

you bitch is making you really horny so you stick it in a forgot to put a cony on then you cum inside of her
By Stephenie