a keller is a guy who is so awesome and hot and funny and caring and has a dirty mind and will tell you his feelings and will love you and you WILL love him back and if you break up you will secretly still love and will never be able to get over him.
Keller is a super nice guy who will always be there for you. He overthinks everything and you constantly need to remind him of how amazing he is. Lots of people are jealous of him so they are rude to him but in reality they want to be him. If you have a Keller friend, keep them by your side and always be there for them. They will do anything for you and are always there to help.
Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.
Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderateasphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.
By Rosamond
Keller
A man or woman who is the dominate one in an relationship. Opposite of being a Beecher.