Define Helen Keller Meaning

Helen Keller
The highest grade of marijuana. The kind that leaves you feeling as useful as Helen Keller herself.

yo man, did you pick up that helen? ya bro this shit is def helen keller.
By Addy
Helen Keller
verb.
When you're looking for something without any idea where it is... to figure something out without conventional help.

We're lost. Want to stop and ask for directions? Nah, I'll just Helen Keller my way there.
By Blinny
Helen Keller
When a guy and his wingman are doing a girl, one blows a load in her eye, and the other in her ear. The goal is twofold: to fill the ear canal with semen, and to hit her exposed eyeball with the respective cumshots. This effectively renders the girl both bind and deaf.

Bobby and I gave her the helen keller last week, and she still can't hear anything!
By Christean
Helen Keller
when a man receives a blow job from a woman , and before he cums he slaps both of the woman's ears and then precedes to cum in her mouth, so that she may not hear or talk.

she got helen keller'ed so hard she will never hear or talk again
By Joeann
Helen Keller
It's a shot where a bartender faces the liquor bottles and closes their eyes. They grab two random bottles and poor them into a shot.

I'm so drunk right now, I don't care what I have. Oh bar keep, get me a Helen Keller.
By Cyndy
Helen Keller
After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf

"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."
By Pet
Helen Keller
When a person gets too piss drunk and talks to others in a bar and doesn't realize that the other person has walked away and continues talking anyway.

John was so blind drunk that he Helen Kellered two babes.
By Evangelia
Helen Keller
The act of when a man is partaking in intercourse with one of the opposite sex. The man inserts his 15 into the female's ear while gauging out her eyes. The man then exerts semen in the woman's ear causing her to go deaf. The eye gauging and deafness cause the woman to have the same case as Helen Keller (or anne frank)

I was inserting my gilligan into my girl's ear and my fingered slipped off her tits and I accidentally poked her eyes out. Then I deafened her with my semen. Boy, I sure Helen Kellered her.
By Mahala
Helen Keller
when you blindfold your partner, cum in their ears and mouth so they cant talk or hear, and then throw water on them and rub your genitals on his or her nose.

Timmy: the girl i met last night was into kinky shit so she let me helen keller her.

Mac:woah, you lucky bastard.
By Chryste
Helen Keller
this is for gay men. you cum in both his ears and eyes so he is blind and deaf

chris boudion and joseph forasepi are gay and chris fucks him in the ass and pulls out and nuts in his ears and eyes making him like helen keller.
By Erica