Define Cheque Meaning

Cheque
The British spelling of the word "check." Please keep in mind that anyone from a former British territory may also spell "check" this way. That's how they learned to spell it. They like to spell it that way. It's really going to be okay. Just breeeathe in deeply and let go of your xenophobia on the breath out.

May I write you a cheque?
By Olenka
Cheque
An extremely douchey way to spell "check."

Can I write you a cheque for that reach-around sir?
By Shelagh
Birthday Cheques
Cheques or Checks (American English) you receive as a birthday present.

Also, a play on words to the song: Birthday Sex by Jerimiah.

Grandma: Hey Grandson, what would you like for your birthday.

Grandson (To the tune of Birthday Sex): Birthday Cheques, Birthday Cheques.

Grandma: Oh ok. You're so musical!
By Alyson
Chaveler Cheque
n. Similar to a traditional cheque but differs in the fact that the cheque is guaranteed to bounce. Given out by chavs usually to Argos stores in exchange for cheap jewelry.

"So I heard that Argos lost £3000 through chavelers cheques last quarter"
By Alexandrina
Glass Cheque
A Glaswegian term: Describes a special glass bottle, containing Irn-Bru, or other similar soft drink, available in many cornershops in Scotland. The bottle is returnable and currently attracts a 25p refund when you give the bottle back to the shop. Called a cheque as they are often collected and cashed (like a cheque)by students and cheap bastards alike either to buy more Bru, or with enough bottles, some skag.

I'm gonnie cash these glass cheques and get some more Bru and a kebab.
By Aleece
Furry Cheque
Sexual favours offered to tradesmen or others by housewives, in lieu of cash payment.

Yeah bro, I fixed her car and got paid by furry cheque. . .
By Aida
Cheque Week
The week of the month that everyone on welfare and assistance get their cheque. Usually marked by an increase of shopping at both grocery and liquor stores in your neighbourhood, well mine at least.

“Wow the dispensary is busy today... must be cheque week. “
By Eadie
Arson Cheque
A worthless or rubbery cheque (check to y'all stateside), submitted as payment with no fiscal value; a forgery

"Got an Arson cheque the other day."

"Eh?"

"Some Nigerian guy tried to scam me on eBay, sent me a well dodgy cheque. I might as well wipe my arson it."
By Veda
Cheque-bomb
Irresponsibly passing off an unknown cheque to another party when you do not actually know the cheque belongs to them, therefore leaving them unjustly accountable.

Ashley finds a cheque on her desk that does not belong to her.

"Crap, Chloe cheque-bombed me again!"
By Linn
Gless Cheque
Scottish urban phrase used to describe the tangiable value of Barrs glass juice bottles as an object of currency. 'Gless' being a lazy usage of the noun glass.

Its awright I'll get the fags and bru wi' them gless cheques
By Mary