Define Chinese Meal Meaning

Chinese Meal
A cat or any domestic animal placed inside a microwave, usually used improperly.

Hey guys, I'll be back soon, mum's making chinese meal for dinner.
By Harmonia
Succulent Chinese Meal
Also known as Democracy Manifest. Often a considered a crime. Eating a succulent chinese meal is grounds for being placed under arrest by people who know their Judo well. Proper methods of detention include but are not limited to being placed under a nice headlock and having your limp penis grabbed and ready to be received. It is custom to salute the chaps with a "Tah-Tah and farewell" if ever in this situation.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charles Dozsa was out eating a Succulent Chinese Meal yesterday>
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!
By Karleen