Define Chinese Takeout Meaning

Chinese Takeout
The act of taking off a used condom, tying it up, and placing it into your chick's purse so she'll find it the next morning.

"i give my girl chinese takeouts..it's my little way of saying thanks."
By Lizabeth
Chinese Takeout
Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.

I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.
By Loise
Chinese Takeout
When a person is forcefully removed from an airplane and gotten beaten up in the process due to the airplane being overbooked.

Janna: What happened to Jim on his flight?
Bob: He was severed Chinese takeout.
By Berta
Chinese Takeout
When you put a whole bag of jellybeans up your ass and let an asian, preferably a midget, eat them out with chopsticks.

I'm in the mood for some Chinese takeout tonight.
By Bernice
Chinese Takeout
Where you slather sweet and sour sauce on a girls pussy and eat her out. If you do not finish said sweet and sour sauce, you stick her in a Togo box.

Man, Breanna is such a slut, she let me do the Chinese takeout on her!
By Lorenza
Chinese Takeout
It is when you meet a hot asain girl with big double ds that are round and have a nice shape to them and she also has a curvy not fat but not skinny body. And when you see here you see what you want and like ordering food take her out on a date and fuck here tiny pussy till the both wets her

Person1: bro look at that fucking hot ass asian girl
Person2: damn bro she got some ass and booty and she blonde with a tan.

Person1: im gonna have a chinese takeout you know what im saying
By Engracia