Noun: A bike lock someone keeps ready for use as a weapon
Verb: If you don't back off I'm going to clanton you in the head.
Noun: I always keep my clanton ready, just in case
By Pansy
Clanton, Alabama
A very small and quite boring little redneck town. There is a Wal-Mart...and that's about it. There is no movie theater or anything for at least 20 miles. Most kids on Friday and Saturday nights hang out in "town" where they sit in (or stand around) their cars and talk and probably do other less than legal things.
