While a man is engaging in intercourse with a female, preferably from behind, right before ejaculation he proceeds to raise his hand victoriously above is head and while screaming "PULL" slaps the woman's ass with fury. As she runs in excrutiating pain, the main proceeds to ejaculate with incredible force in an attempt to knock the woman over. On every upstroke he makes a shotgun cocking sound effect and on every down stroke, a shotgun fire sound effect.
Man: "What happened to your girlfriend? Did she break herleg?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she got clay pidgeoned!"
By Gertruda
Clay Pigeons
At least one hour after anal sex when going to the bathroom clay pigeons are the pieces of crap stuck in your dick coming out with little enjoyment from your partner!!
After having sexual madness with the Weather lady Sheri last night, I Wess Wade sure shot the bottom of the toilet with a few clay pigeons!!
