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Define Clingon Meaning

Clingon
fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion

These slingons sure make my pants lumpy
By Maurine
Clingon
A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.

"you know that kid who just showed up one day and never left"?

"oh ya the clingon, lol"
By Abigale
Clingon
when you have had a turd and don't wipe ya botty properly

i just had a crap and i have found a dirty ole cliggon
By Yevette
Clingon
1. Someone who really likes to snuggle.

2. Someone who likes to "cling on" to their lover, especially in public.

3. A grappler.

1. My husband is a real clingon after sex.

2. Did you see my brother Max and his wife Anita at the party last night? She's a real clingon.

3. Matt tried to punch Royce, but Royce is a real clingon.
By Selina
Clingon
When someone can't take a joke properly or appears to clingy. Can be referred to just about anything in any situation.

Person 1: I told her we were going to have this massive orgy and she believed me.
Person 2: Wow, what a clingon

Person 1: She doesn't leave me alone
Person: She's such a clingon

Person 1: Omg he doesn't text me back quick enough
Person 2; Stop being a clingon

Person 1: I was acting pissed off and she thought I was serious
Person2: We all know she's a clingon
By Rena
Clingon
pyrex sex toy for women

By Kittie
Clingon
a woman who swings from one guy to another, hence cling-on.

Carey broke up with Matt and then started dating Mike the next day, she's a clingon
By Daron
Clingon
peace of shit that resembles piles (hemeroids).
one you shit, one you shove

thats a big pile, OH its shit!
By Dawna
Clingons
Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.

Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!
By Mersey
Clingons
Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY

Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.
By Asia