Define Clu Meaning

Clu
currently laughing uncontrollably (clu)
laughing uncontrollably (lu)
rolling on floor laughing uncontrollably (roflu)

Another less annoying version of 'lol'

Bronson:"I am currently laughing uncontrollably."
Tanthalas:"CLU!!!!111!!1!"
Bronson:"Exactly."
By Tarah
Clus
Clus: clitoris in your arse
Clusticle: a dry, over ripe, out dated clus

You're a clus! (derogatory)
Whey clus! (greeting)
So, how's your clus? (in reference to another thing)
Oi, punce, your clusticle is showing.
By Sal
Clued
- stuck to an object using dried body fluids - usually semen

- usually happens to the outer labia or tip of the penis getting stuck to the underwear a few hours after masturbating or not washing the genitals after having sex.

origin

(n) cum + (n) glue

We finished our track runs and now my shirt's clued to me.
By Ellene
Clued-in
Opposite of "Clueless."

Knowing, in the loop; in possession of the right information.

His mother thought she was Clued-in, but she really knew nothing about what the kids were doing.
By Floria
Clu
When and a ooutfit is hella fire

That fit is clu my guy
By Allyson
The Clued

that hoe was talking shit so The Clued clued her in with a nice 5 across the eyes
By Lona
Blues Clued It
to figure something out. To put together various pieces of information to reach a logical conclusion based on the information gathered.
From the Childrens TV show where the host would discover what the Dog Blue wanted to do using 3 clues.

Mike:Ya i checked my GFs phone saw joe called her before she went "to the library" and noticed that she smelt of soomeones elses cologne.

Ike: Dude i Blues Clued It, shes cheating on you with joe.
By Jacinda
Clu Clux Clam
A female supremacy (or women's rights) group made up of feminazis (or feminist). They are the female parallel to the klu klux klan. Comparisons;
- kkk; blacks, Muslims, and the government are working together to commit a "white genocide" and "reverse discrimination" to oppress white people.
-CCC; The media, law enforcement, and MEN! Have created "rape culture" and "patriarchy" to oppress women.
- KKK; now claims they don't hate blacks, Latinos, Jews and now even allows them membership. While continuing to say hateful things and haven't gotten any minorities to join.
-CCC; now claims they don't hate MEN and now even allows them membership. While continuing to say hateful things and haven't gotten any straight men to join.
-KKK/CCC; Political groups that seek to pin us against each other through fear mongering and hate speech.
- KKK/CCC; Makes them selves the victims of oppression
- KKK/CCC; Insufferable and scary people to be around.

Athena Society is a Clu Clux Clam group on my college campus and It made my girlfriend into a clu clux cunt.
By Jaime
Clu-du-loc
a public unisex bathroom that needs to be locked so that the opposite gender does not enter

That bathroom was was full of guys when I went in, they must have forgotten it was a clu-du-loc.
By Paulette
Clu Clux Clam
Clu Clux Clam: They claims to not hate MEN and now even allows them to join. While continuing to say hateful things and alienating themselves from their significant others. They believe all MEN are rapist, all religions are hateful towards women, and masculinity is bad for men. They spend most of their time thinking of new ways to call men chauvinistic pigs.
- Started during the women's suffrage movement
- Grand history of fighting for gender equality, credited for changing the English language, prohibition of alcohol and breaking up of traditional family values the U.S.
- Brought back by Hillary Clinton as apart of her 2016 presidential campaign strategy in 2014.
- Political groups that seek to pin us against each other through fear and hate in a divide a concur political strategy.
- Started with Actress Emma Watson's to the U.N. where she acted the part of nervous and sympathetic girl just trying to make a difference.
- Entirely made up of invisible problems
- It escalated with the Rolling Stones "A Rape on Campus" article which proved to be both false and agenda driven.
- Probably going to die off again once the election is over.
- They start out saying vague things you are obligated to agree with, then they slowly move to their crazy ideology. Makes them selves the victims of oppression and if you don't agree with the crazy ideology you most also agree with all there invisible problems. The whole thing is fucking stupid.

Why does the clu clux clam meet only once a month? Oh Lol, never mind.
By Lorraine