1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs.
Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!
2. Girl1: Who the fuck left
used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't
look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.