Code Eugene is a national alert message to warn everybody that some serious
fedora wearing autistic bullshit is going on. This is possibly the highest level of alert that is in existence, above that of a
nuclear fallout or
typhoid outbreak.
Eugene: "Actually, I don't think there's anything wrong with rape, hehe, I think it should be legal."
*ATTENTION, THIS IS YOUR NATIONAL
ALERT SERVICE.
CODE EUGENE. I REPEAT. CODE EUGENE*