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Define Coffee Creamer Meaning

Coffee Creamer
A white man who is dating/having sexual relations with a black woman.

Coffee creamers are a rare find, but if you find one you know he is a brave-ass man.
By Rheba
Coffee Creamer
The female version of "morning wood". When a female wakes up horny as anything and realizes she must let it out.

Friend 1: "My night was so lonely."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."
By Christan
Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer
Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.

Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.
By Jan
Kentucky Coffee Creamer
When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.

Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.

Bruh, I totally gave her a Kentucky Coffee Creamer!

Fuckin' sweet, dude.
By Georgianne
Coffee Creamer
When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.

You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.
By Marice