Colan is the boy who makes up lies about everything. If he says he had sex with that one girl, he didn't. If you leave him on open, he blocks you. And if you have a Juul, he asks to
rip it at least every
two minutes. Colan is the white boy who lives in a nice part of Florida and comes from a good family and is the receiver of a great education, yet he cannot
type a Snapchat sentence for shit and pretends that he can't speak English.
"Dude, why are you
believing that
blatant lie
coming out of his mouth, it's Colan."
