Define Two Minutes Meaning

A standard unit of time lasting anywhere from thirty seconds to an hour and a half, based on the female in question and the task at hand.

A unit of time defined by the difference between the initial iMessage notification chime and its followup.

Any man who ejaculates almost immediately after the beginning of intercourse with a female. The term was first coined by a few students of the Pasadena High School Senior class of 2008 in Pasadena, TX. While discussing their mutual hatred for a self-righteous nobody (named justin), one of the young ladies tells the story of how one of her friends (who shall remain nameless) was persuaded into having sex with the male in question, only to have him ejaculate way too prematurely. Justin was said to have "lasted only two minutes before he came. What a fucking pussy." The term has since then been attributed to him, but has been used to describe any man who has performed such shameful actions.

A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.

The act of searching a bar for intoxicated women to bring home within minutes of the bar closing. This usually occurs after the begining of the evening is spent binge drinking and scouting out available women. You may hear people yell "OMAHA!!" before beginning their search. This is done to mimic football legends Tom Brady and Peyton Manning, who use the expression while calling plays with under two minutes remaining in a football game.

a man who has no stamina in the bedroom who comes too quickly during sex, resulting in a loss of pleasure for their partner(s).

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".

A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless

That cough you suddenly get after eating something cold, such as ice cream, that usually lasts about 2 minutes.

To defecate in a bathroom toilet while an individual is in the shower.