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Define Minimum Wage Meaning

Minimum Wage
A highly visible tattoo or piercing, usually located on the neck or hands. Also applies to excessive facial piercings or large gauge ear piercings.

-Props to Oeler for this one-

Dude, go check out the minimum wage on that guy cleaning the bathroom!

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Because of the minimum wage he got in college, Joe was never able to find a job paying more than seven dollars an hour.
By Bathsheba
Minimum Wage
A way for the upper class to keep people poor enough that they won't fulfill their dreams, while still giving them enough money to stay alive long enough to continue the cycle. There are ways to escape the purgatory that a minimum wage job entails, but most wage-slaves are too disillusioned by their meager station in life to take any serious action to improve it. The constant stream of bourgouise propaganda has convinced those on the rusty lower rung of the economic ladder that they don't deserve it anyway.

I started my new job last week, and my manager decided to fuck me in the ass while I washed the dishes, just to assert his dominance over me.
Oh, you must be working minimum wage. Don't worry, your manager takes oxies and jerks off to the music video for G.U.Y. by Lady Gaga to fall asleep at night because he's been working there for half his life and only makes 50 cents more than you per hour.
I guess that's just what's in the cards for me because I am a nobody and I deserve nothing. I have made friends with my depression, and have irredeemably ruined my body, my future and my interpersonal relationships because I lack a fear of death. By the way, if you come in during my shift I'll give you my 50% discount. Golly-gee I love working minimum wage.
By Eugenie
Minimum Wage
Seems like a good idea, but its not. Creates unemployment and violates freedom of contract, if you dont understand how this could be true, check out an economics book, its basic econ.

Attempting to raise the minimum wage will result in poor people losing their jobs.
By Annabell
Minimum Wage
A Dinnerlady that cant earn much money per hour

Dinnerlady - "hey give me that ball"
Kid - "haha minimum wage"
By Aurilia
Minimum Wage
(noun) The lowest possible amount/wage an employer can legally get by with paying their employees.

"What can I say?" Nikki pondered out loud, "Every job I've ever had would only pay me minimum wage. Sheeeet, I was born to lose, homie".
By Adey
Minimum Wage
$5.15 per hour: what Michael Reppert/ mexicans earn in a hard day's work

You're earning minimum wage at the golf course? That's nothin... that's how much I paid your mom last night.
By Beatriz
Minimum Wage
anyone that honestly believes minimum wage doesn't hurt the economy seriously needs to take an economics class.

progressives will continue to harm our nation's economy if they keep coming up with bad ideas like minimum wage.
By Gwennie
Minimum Wages
The thing that Mcdonalds courperation gives to Mcdonalds emplyees

Josh was going to work at Mcdonalds but was told to work at a sweat shop if he wanted more than Minimum wages
By Gilly
Minimum Wage
In NY, it's $5.15. Our dear Govenor Pataki refused to sign a bill that could've raised it to $7.15 an hour, forgetting about the poor single parents who have to pay bills/rent/other expenses.

Instead of the people in Congress giving themselves raises, they need to think about the poor people.
By Gertrudis
Minimum Wage
The least amount an employer can pay someone for there work

Staci : Thanks for taking me to Red Lobster Mark!
Mark : No problem anything for a beautiful girl like you!
Staci : Awe your so sweet so how are your Planet Fitness gym's doing!
Mark : Uh they are doing great yeah too bad my ex wife got one in the divorce but at least I still got two more!
Staci : Wow I bet your loaded with cash!
Mark : Uh yeah im so rich I don't even have to work just manage my gym's!
Kiersten : Wow Mark what the hell are you doing here are you sure you can afford this place?
Staci : Of coarse he can he's rich!
Kiersten : Well last time I checked he was broke and working at my Big Lot's store for Minimum Wage!
Staci : BROKE You work at Big Lot's for Minimum Wage?
Mark : Well three bitches trapped me into getting them pregnant and ruined my life!
Staci : So what was I going to get when you got me pregnant you Minimum Wage loser!
Kiersten : Probably his bicycle LOL! Oh Mark I hope you don't try to skip the check cause I know where you work!
Mark : Soo wanna go back to my apartment and help me use this condom!
Staci : Uhh HELL NO why don't you get another job cause your Minimum Wage won't cover the food you ordered here GOODBYE!
Mark : MOTHER FUCK I hate Minimum Wage!
Steve : Hey Mark I still like you I make Minimum Wage too! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!
By Masha