Define Noodle Meaning

Noodle
An individual who is limp and incapable of standing up for something or even taking responsibility for anything. Not capable of doing anything in life. Wishy-washy but much worse!

That jerk is such a noodle he came out of his dad's dick sideways and just swam in circles.
By Kameko
Noodle
The guitarist from the legendary band for Gorillaz

get the cool!
get the cool shoe shine!
By Paulie
Noodle
Your brain

"Twist your noodle change your mind"
Y'all aint on my level!!
By Loria
Noodle
a heterosexual woman who will partake in a sexual relationship with another woman if aroused.

that girl is a total noodle; she's straight until you get her wet.
By Amanda
Noodle

Are those noodles chinese?
By Kristina
Noodle
a noodle is someone who acts goofy. It can also mean someone who acts ditsy, retarded, brainless, gooberish, etc. It is simply someone with no common sense.

Tom Keffer is such a noodle.
By Rozanna
Noodle
to have sex with someone if you are not completely erect

"yo, i heard my boy got drunk and gave her the "noodle"'

"yeah he noodled the shit out of her, ya heard"
By Florrie
Noodle
1. Synonym for noob and newb when you don't know which of the two it is.

2. Player who acts brainless in an online skill-based game.

3. Player who is NOT part of the vital few. See also Pareto principle or the 80-20 rule.
In public servers it can usually be said that:
20% of players in a team count for 80% of the win.
80% of players in a team count for only 20% of the win.
Those 80% are noodles.

Origin: Noob --> Nood --> Noodle
Some languages' speakers have difficulties pronouncing noob or newb. To make the words flow better, the word is changed to nublar, noodel, noedel, nuddle, noodle...

Alf: That pubstar is roadkilling all my noodles
Ben: It's their fault for not thinking when they cross the street

Charlie: Man, their team sucks so bad
Dan: Yeah, they're all noodles

Ed: We need 50 kills to win and I got 15!
Frank: You're not a noodle then!
By Josefa
Noodle
It is slang for an asians penis.

"man hes got a small noodle"
By Letisha
Noodle
A noodle is a dork of any kind. also known as chad geek nerd loser. They typically wear tighter jeans, a polo shirt with the collar up and a abercrombie hat. (most suburb kids)

" I can't believe what a noodle Todd is. Talk about a chad."
By Pauline